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Rifle Demotivational Poster


ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.


TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BruceP

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one sh**, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by matt28

rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


I MISS YOU -


TAGS: love rifle scope funny military
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:54 pm
Some people you miss like a heartbeat: You really feel it at-first, but the pain subsides with time. Some you miss like a bullet... And lord-knows I can think of one that I do!
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


TALENT... GENIUS... -


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!


EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


DEER HUNTING - Need I say more?




Airsoft -


TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by psaltsman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there ph**os in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "p**** Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
f***, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad a** then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.


Attitude -


TAGS: war gun rifle marine usa
Rating: 2.91/5

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derk91 - July 13, 2011, 8:38 pm
omg! Bad Company put this in there game just like COD did! sniper hav been doin this b4 COD and BBC knew about it.
Limeman - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm
Omg! Real-Life Battlefield Bad Company!


MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...


TRUST ME - If you've been doing this for as long as I have, you learn to kill with what you have




RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


THIS WILL NOT END WELL -


TAGS: gun rifle hurt *****le
Rating: 3.57/5

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CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils


BLESS THE SOLDIER... -


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.


BA-K-47 RIFLE - It doesn't go "BANG!" when you pull the trigger... It goes "NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"


TAGS: excuse me sgt but i ate my rifle
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - July 30, 2009, 8:33 pm

this is wrong...the bacon is touching the ground? Have you no shame?


UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...




WHAT????? - Can someone please explain this to me?


TAGS: japanese girl sniper rifle
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Reason

triumphman - May 13, 2016, 8:25 pm
asian humor ? NOT !
Neener - October 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Will she take milk from the source?
William Knight - October 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
I can tell you exactly what it is. It is a japanese cat maid who likes big guns. This species also likes to leap around on the tops of buildings and blow stuff up. And theres also that 9 lives bussniss.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:18 pm
What world......f***, forgot all about that stuff
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
Shhhhhhhhhh, some secrets are not meant for the world outside the internet
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:16 pm
Yeah, I wont mention that girl sitting on your lap either
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:14 pm
d*** reality
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:12 pm
Because you would get a real sentence, not a celebrity sentence
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:06 pm
I'd say don't get into a dog fight, but Micheal Vick probably made some good money off of those, and why shouldn't I?
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:03 pm
Well, I will admit you were kind of a douche, offer some advice instead of just bashing the poster (unless the guy is a total douchebag or timmy or something like that). By the way, i think my dog avatar is ***ier than your dog avatar.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 10:56 pm
What douchebaggery? This is a humor site after all!
Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 10:13 pm
Douchbaggery seems to be all the rage, lately.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yes we are
Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:11 pm
no need to be a douche. people arent funny all the time
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:21 pm
Yes I can. It's a Japanese girl with a rifle, but don't worry she probably wont see any lions.


ONE EYE -


TAGS: one eye gun rifle awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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koradan - August 31, 2009, 5:24 pm
Isn't he holding it on the wrong side, if he is going to aim? What am I saying, HE'S TOO AWESOME TO AIM!!


THE ALL-PURPOSE HUNTING RIFLE -


TAGS: hunting shooting rifle gun
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sound - February 15, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's a all-purpose key chain... I know what I'm getting my dad for Father's day!


RECRUITERS -


TAGS: recruiters rifle rest
Rating: 2.07/5

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Bob E - December 18, 2008, 3:59 pm
A whole other way of Coverin' Your A$$. Sniper ***...LOL


AK -


TAGS: ak 47 rifle world popular
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2012, 6:17 pm
Not where motifakes are concerned.
Chrysophase2003 - April 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
Because quantity always trumps quality.


BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




KICKIN' ASS... - With Class!


TAGS: ar15 prom tux ebr 223 rifle
Rating: 2.16/5

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VinceVicious - December 25, 2008, 9:51 pm
YOUR mom: musket, that better be unfunny sarcasm, because otherwise you need to learn your weapons! and that's at least a 20 round magazine.
your mom - November 23, 2008, 1:27 pm
not to mention the g** blue tie and vest and the musket with a 10 round magazine.
Danger - October 31, 2008, 10:44 am
That's why I skipped prom
? - July 15, 2008, 9:45 pm
Hey
Delete - July 15, 2008, 9:44 pm
Who owns motifake?
Delete - July 15, 2008, 9:41 pm
How can this posted be deleted?
... - May 23, 2008, 12:26 am
He needs to kick some a** on the treadmill...


REJECTION -


TAGS: rejected full metal jacket rifle
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by matt28

Anonymous2 - October 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
Yeah, this is the turning point in the movie. You could almost say it's two mini-movies with the same characters. There's boot camp, where "Pyle" a.k.a. Pre-Gump, tries to be a marine, and then the combat, where Kubrik really messes with your head.
Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
Awesome xd
Reality Lord - October 13, 2010, 7:29 am

nice one dude...5L
GeorgiZhukov - October 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Not ten years ago, just five. One of my brothers-in-law showed me the movie when I was visiting him.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:22 pm
Odd thing is, Georgi saw it 10 years ago.
GeorgiZhukov - October 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
This scene from this film has stuck with me for nearly five years.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
Did the mods show you enough attention when you were a seedling?!?!? 5L
5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 9:48 pm
"I am.........In a world....of Sh#t!" 5 slimy scumbags giving 25


GUITARS - That's it. Can't get anymore bad ass.


TAGS: assault rifle rifles gun guns guitar guitars music rocking rock bad ass
Rating: 2.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:47 am
Pic has been done here, and I believe it has been tunneled as well.


Evolution In action -




scapegoat -




BIG GUNS - "okay, buddy, i just turn around that corner and run as fast as i can."




JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: jerks jerk charkton heston national rifle
Rating: 2.34/5

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know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:18 pm
those f***ing jerks @ the NRA. how dare they defend the Constitution. i mean f***, it's only worked for 200 years.
know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:13 pm
guns should only be available to those willing to break the law. great f***ing idea. plus, 9 y/o prefer the "glock fotay" over the 9mm
Cheech - May 16, 2009, 8:15 pm
That has nothing to do with the amount of guns in the house it has to do with the number of Morons in said house. But if you feel the only way to keep guns out of kids hands is to make them disappear then we should take away cars to prevent car accidents.
RnR - August 17, 2008, 5:10 am
if you dont have 3 guns in every home, you wont have 9 year olds running around playing .38 tag with live ammo.
Meira - August 16, 2008, 6:14 pm
Umm... it's forbidden to have firearms without major licences in the UK... a criminal isn't gonna care if they get their gun illegally? P.S. These "Jerks" posters suck!
zaknafeiin - July 13, 2008, 4:51 pm
...speaking of 10,000BC -- what an awful movie ^^
Brian - May 14, 2008, 1:17 am
the original poster was 10,000 times better
GimmeABreak - May 13, 2008, 11:53 pm
GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION: Because everyone knows that if the law forbids firearms then criminals won't have any either.
Neal - May 13, 2008, 3:45 pm
Screw you... not only are your posters terrible... but your liberal ideology sucks a**!


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: family guns rifle rifles jerk jerks
Rating: 1.95/5

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LOLOLOL - May 3, 2009, 6:43 pm
What good are 50 guns when u FAIL at AIMING!!!
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:15 am
Hate to break it to you, but the dog accidentally sh** the old man later on while "cleaning" his gun.
Fatty - April 27, 2009, 5:36 pm
I trust him less with that dog...
Lloyd - December 7, 2008, 6:59 am
on*
Lloyd - December 7, 2008, 6:59 am
Man no matter what your opinions are one guns... I'm sure many people would agree with me when I say "I would not trust that middle guy with a gun"
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:49 am
Oh Yeah...i get it now....thats right....their jerks cause they enjoy their 2nd amendment...how foolish of me to not get the dumb joke your liberties hating a** is trying to tell here.
K - November 28, 2008, 3:34 pm
Looks like normal, average joes own guns... so what is the deal?
mauser98k - July 12, 2008, 10:53 pm
Guns - kick a** since the 1400's
Critical Thinker - July 1, 2008, 2:37 pm
I'm glad to see that the liberal left is as open and tolerant as ever of other viewpoints
LetMeKnowHowThatGoes4U - May 13, 2008, 11:50 pm
JERKS: Yeah, be sure to call them that when you rear-end the guy whose bumper-sticker reads, "An armed society is a polite society."


READ THE LABEL -


TAGS: army air force navy gun rifle violence
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by repiglicanzsuk

Pat - July 1, 2009, 2:12 pm
Whats funny is the army actually designed the Marines uniform, and then changed the pattern just to be different. i have seen the aquisition work. Good ole beauracracy, or however the f*** you spell it
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 9:26 am
Ummm...no. They don't.
hex - June 8, 2009, 1:40 am
marines...wear the same uniform as the army in deployment but they do have cute winter and summer versions of there station uniform aw precious!
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:52 am
A good vocabulary can really come in handy Silvermist. Does that mean the term fag came to mean cigarette/homo***ual because a cigarette is a single burning stick?
-quote needed- - April 18, 2009, 8:30 pm
the back flip is cool but they dont throw hatchets they throw shovels, which makes it that much cooler.
Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 9:45 pm
(continued) together and light them on fire, like a bundle of sticks. Just some food for thought for the next time you choose your words...
Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 9:44 pm
Agreed, by the way for those of you who use the word fag, know that you are speaking of a cigarette, and when you say faggot, you are speaking of a bundle of sticks, because the "punishment" for being g** in way back when, was to tie a bunch of g**s
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:05 pm
"leatherneck" proves that you don't need to be educated or articulate to be in the military. Thank you for playing!
Seb - November 16, 2008, 2:00 pm
None of you are cooler than the backflip hatchet attack of the Spetsnaz.
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:14 am
wtf? we get their seconds u fag why do u thinkg were in the middle of iraq in f***ing woodland camo but then again your prob some 14 y/o dip**** thinking he's cool cuz he said he was in the marines lol


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